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Funny accuracy quotes

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025