Funny accuracy quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' Bible – works wonders as a weapon AND as a spiritual guide! Just be sure to aim for accuracy when 'delivering' its message #BibleThumping"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, tall ghosts in horror movies? That's just historically inaccurate haunting! Do those ghosts have secret access to growth spurt potions or what? Maybe they just stretched their bed sheets too much in the afterlife… #GhostGrowthSpurts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this daisy has a very serious case of mixed signals One minute it's "loves me," the next it's "loves me not" – talk about a rollercoaster of emotions! Who knew flowers could be so indecisive?

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