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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

3 months ago

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

3 months ago

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

3 months ago