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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

Just shared via Reddit:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Just landed via Telegram:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Seen just now on Discord:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Making waves on Discord:

Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Everything’s under control. I just don’t know whose.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Trending via Telegram:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Just landed via TikTok:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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40 shares on Reddit this month:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

14 shares on Slack this month:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

61 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

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I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Making waves on Slack:

Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Going bananas on Threads:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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