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Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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Just shared via Telegram:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Trending via Slack:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Just landed via Reddit:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Trending via Twitch:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Just landed via Discord:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Live now on Snapchat:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

37 shares on TikTok this month:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

28 shares on X this month:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

49 shares on Threads this month:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Making waves on Instagram:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Spotted on Twitch:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Trending via Reddit:

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

Trending via Telegram:

Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

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