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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Reported on Discord:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Live now on TikTok:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Spotted on YouTube:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Spotted on Slack:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

Making waves on Facebook:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Just shared via Telegram:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

Seen just now on Slack:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Trending via Twitch:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Going viral on Threads:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

Just shared via YouTube:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Going viral on X:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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