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Thunder is fake. It doesnโ€™t even sync up properly with lightning. Thereโ€™s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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I donโ€™t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 daysโ€™ worth of clothing?

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One thing that could really โ€œlevel-upโ€ the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Getting to the age where Iโ€™m like, โ€œOh, hopefully Iโ€™ll be dead by then.โ€

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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