Funny awards quotes

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025