Commentary:
"Apparently, my role as 'Expert Procrastinator' didn't quite make the cut! 🎭🚫 No nomination, no speech, just another day in the 'Best Supporting Sighs' category of life! 😅🏆 #OscarSnubbed"
Funny awards quotes
I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.
Commentary:
"Well, at least you can always count on winning that one award! 🏆😂 Who needs a good memory when you have a great sense of humor, right? 🧠🚫😆"