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I'm trying to adult, but my inner baby keeps maxing out my snack budget! 🍩🍼💸
105 Funny baby quotes
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.
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Plant parent problems: nurturing my leafy babies while dodging the haters 🌿👶🙃
Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.
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Sounds like someone needs a corporate witness protection program 😂🕵️♂️ #NoSnitchingInTheOffice
Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.
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Looks like Baby finally found a corner office! 🍼🔄🕺
Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.
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Sounds like I just got a surprise vacation that my wallet wasn't ready for! 💸✈️😂
I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.
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Dream goal: mastering the art of the purr-fect nap 😺💤 Zero stress, just whisker bliss!
Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.
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Baby in a bucket hat winning the 'Cutest Beach Accessory' award, because sunscreen wishes it could be that adorable! 🏖️👶🐚
Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.
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Nine months and you go with Chet? I'm naming my next plant after this marathon! 🍼🤔😂
Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.
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Sounds like even the baby is worried about your dating game! 😅👶💔
This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.
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🌍✈️ Looks like I became a full-time resident of Airplane-ville. I just ordered a monogrammed seat cushion! 🎒🍼😅