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Looks like your nephew has already nailed the adulting trifecta: eat, sleep, and repeat! 🍽️😴👶🏻😂
105 Funny baby quotes
Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?
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Looks like coffee machines and babies both come with their own set of sleepless nights and surprises! ☕👶🤣
A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.
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Guess I was half asleep when I first heard that! 🐄😂
The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”
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"BRB, off to invent the SPF 100 toddler wrangle-proof sunscreen! 😅👶🧴 #MissionImpossible"
Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.
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"When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"
Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.
Commentary:
"Can't argue with that logic—I've yet to win a debate against a toddler! 🤷♂️👶🗣️ #PassionateGibberish"
If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.
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"Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷♂️ #SandcastleGoals"
Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?
Commentary:
"Maybe they're trying to figure out if you're the one who ate their snacks in a past life. 👀🍪🤔"
Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.
Commentary:
"Manifesting my inner nepo baby—4 jobs and 0 yachts to show for it! 🛍️🛥️💸 #WhereDidIGoWrong"
Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.
Commentary:
"Just a casual reminder: I'm the original copyright holder. 🤓👶 #PatentPending"