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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ป has viewed:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has bookmarked:

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ has bookmarked:

If youโ€™re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has downloaded:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has downloaded:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ has shared:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teenโ€™s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,255

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Breaking via WeChat:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wifeโ€ฆ but the seeds of discontent are there.

Spotted on Discord:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

Trending via Slack:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Making waves on X:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

Shared recently on Twitch:

People that ask Grok โ€œIs this trueโ€ are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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Social Media Stars โญ

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

16 shares on Discord this month:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

92 shares on Discord this month:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

45 shares on Slack this month:

You’re in her DMs. Iโ€™m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I donโ€™t know how to use the app anymore.

28 shares on Slack this month:

I wonder what the other meโ€™s are up to in other dimensions.

45 shares on Threads this month:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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21 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Parenting is cheering on your kidโ€™s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

8 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

10 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

12 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Sorry, I donโ€™t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

13 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

I gotta ask, what part of โ€˜I donโ€™t eat sugarโ€™ donโ€™t I understand?

21 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

23 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

11 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

15 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

17 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Dating apps arenโ€™t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,437

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesnโ€™t want them to see this mess.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ณ has downloaded:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด has viewed:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ has downloaded:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ has downloaded:

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ญ has viewed:

โ€œYouโ€™re an athlete,โ€ I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฒ has shared:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช has downloaded:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store peopleโ€™s phone numbers is doing now.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ has copied:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡จ has copied:

How do you know Iโ€™m not just a figment of your imagination?

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Seen just now on TikTok:

Yes officer, Iโ€™d like to file a restraining order against my dentistโ€™s appointment reminder system.

Shared recently on Facebook:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Shared recently on WeChat:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

Going bananas on Threads:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Just shared via Messenger:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Going viral on Threads:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Just landed via Twitch:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Breaking via Snapchat:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Trending via Discord:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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