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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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Funny bad guy quotes

Funny bad guy quotes bring a cheeky twist to villainy 😈, turning notorious baddies into laugh-out-loud legends! Whether cunning or clumsy, these wickedly witty lines add humor to mischief and mayhem 😂. Perfect for fans who love a little sass with their schemes, they prove even the darkest characters have a funny bone 🦴. Ready to giggle at the dark side? Let’s dive into some villainous humor! 🎭🔥

New funny bad guy quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Commentary:
Navigating Bluesky feels like grinding in a JRPG without encountering any slimes 🐉🎮😅
3 months ago
Share →: Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic manipulative spin – the ultimate plot twist! 🔄 Don't you just love it when the bad guy plays the victim card? 🃏 It's like a truly twisted game of emotional chess! ♟️😄 #MasterOfManipulation"
6 months ago
Share →: If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those meme-criminals! 🕵️‍♂️💻 Arresting people for jokes? Sounds like a job for the Pun Police! 🚨👮‍♂️ Remember, humor is not a crime… unless it's dad jokes. Then maybe it should be 🤣 #FreeTheMemes"