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Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

British people be like “YouChube.”

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Going viral on Reddit:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Going viral on Discord:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Spotted on Messenger:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Going viral on YouTube:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

Making waves on Facebook:

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

Live now on Threads:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Seen just now on X:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Funny bad guy quotes

Funny bad guy quotes bring a cheeky twist to villainy 😈, turning notorious baddies into laugh-out-loud legends! Whether cunning or clumsy, these wickedly witty lines add humor to mischief and mayhem 😂. Perfect for fans who love a little sass with their schemes, they prove even the darkest characters have a funny bone 🦴. Ready to giggle at the dark side? Let’s dive into some villainous humor! 🎭🔥

New funny bad guy quotes 👇

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

3 weeks ago

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

4 weeks ago

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

4 weeks ago

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You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

1 month ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

20 shares on TikTok this month:

The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

How is it still this week?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Trending via Instagram:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Just shared via X:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Going viral on Threads:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Trending via Instagram:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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