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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Going viral on Facebook:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Breaking via Slack:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Spotted on Instagram:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Broadcasted on Threads:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Reported on Telegram:

A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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