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Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Spotted on Reddit:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Going viral on Facebook:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

Trending via TikTok:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Live now on WeChat:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Going viral on Reddit:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

78 shares on Threads this month:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

72 shares on Discord this month:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Tested positive for being single af

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Just landed via Facebook:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Making waves on Slack:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Breaking via Facebook:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

Going viral on Facebook:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Breaking via Facebook:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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