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Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Men are very good at being women lately.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Being awake is the worst.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Seen just now on Telegram:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Making waves on Instagram:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

Just shared via Threads:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Just landed via Slack:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Live now on TikTok:

Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

Spotted on Telegram:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Just landed via Slack:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Making waves on Telegram:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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33 shares on WeChat this month:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

67 shares on Threads this month:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Making waves on Reddit:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Just shared via Messenger:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Shared recently on Discord:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Live now on Messenger:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Broadcasted on Threads:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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