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Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Just landed via WeChat:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Just landed via Reddit:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Trending via Threads:

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

Just landed via Twitch:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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32 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

96 shares on X this month:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

69 shares on Facebook this month:

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

14 folks are currently checking 👀

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,947

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Just shared via YouTube:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Trending via Snapchat:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

Going viral on YouTube:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Going viral on Discord:

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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