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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Making waves on Facebook:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Going viral on WeChat:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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I run a parody bank account.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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