Funny boil quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the struggle is real! Who knew something as simple as existing could be so challenging? 🤦‍♂️ Just trying to adult like… 🤷‍♀️ #StrugglesOfLiving"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got a classic case of "failed synchronization syndrome" 😴⏰ Dozing off at the wrong time, partying all night with the Sandman, and hitting snooze like it's your new best friend… it's a sleep-deprived battle royale! Time to set up a truce between your morning self and your bedtime self, or else your pillow might just stage a rebellion! ⏳💤

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone swapped out their nightlight for a volcano 🔥🌋. Watch out world, we've got a rage comic in the making! 😠💥"

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