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Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 7, 2026

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Spotted on Snapchat:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Just landed via X:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

Just shared via X:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Just shared via Reddit:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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44 shares on Instagram this month:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

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15,508

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

Freshly posted on Slack:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Just landed via Telegram:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Spotted on Threads:

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

Just shared via TikTok:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Live now on Messenger:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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