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When your day took a gap year and never came back 😂🕒📅
56 Funny bro quotes
“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.
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Sounds like my brain is stuck on the "overthinking" setting 😂🤔💡
iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.
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When your iPhone's spidey senses say, "Nah, better wait for Mercury to be out of retrograde first." 📱🔮🌌
Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.
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Looks like the reptiles have updated their vocabulary, watch out for those smooth-talking serpents! 🐍😂🗣️
Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.
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When even my phone wants to chat about viruses instead of playing the video 🤦♂️😂📱🔍
Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.
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When your phone gets more screen time than a Hollywood blockbuster 😂📱🎬
Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?
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Sounds like your tweets got more personality than my laundry hamper! 😂🧦 #TweetTherapist
Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.
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That risky pre-event haircut deserves its own invite to the party 🎉✂️😅
Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.
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When her "crazy" is just code for keeping life interesting! 🚀🤪🌪️
Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.
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When I tried a ponytail, I just looked like a medieval squire 🏇😂