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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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A real smartphone would cut you off.

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, itโ€™s due to lack of money.

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Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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When I was a kid I would say Iโ€™m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

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Sometimes Iโ€™ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend Iโ€™m on a Delta flight.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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Sorry I left you on read, I didnโ€™t mean to open it just yet.

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Youโ€™ll be fighting for your life financially and thatโ€™s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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