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Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Just shared via Slack:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Making waves on Telegram:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Just landed via Discord:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Trending via Discord:

This Monday could have been an email.

Just landed via Slack:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Breaking via Messenger:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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60 shares on Facebook this month:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

39 shares on X this month:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

18 shares on X this month:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

70 shares on Discord this month:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

87 shares on Slack this month:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

25 shares on Slack this month:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

39 shares on Slack this month:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Just shared via Instagram:

Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

Going viral on X:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Making waves on TikTok:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Just shared via WeChat:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Shared recently on Threads:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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