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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Just landed via Twitch:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Making waves on Discord:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Going viral on Twitch:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Going viral on YouTube:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Live now on Pinterest:

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Just landed via YouTube:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Mike is short for Micycle.

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Just shared via X:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Making waves on Messenger:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Going viral on Slack:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Going viral on Threads:

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Shared recently on Twitch:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Breaking via X:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Seen just now on Slack:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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