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Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Going bananas on TikTok:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Trending via Twitch:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Making waves on Discord:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Spotted on YouTube:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

Shared recently on WeChat:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Live now on WeChat:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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23 shares on Telegram this month:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

91 shares on X this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

26 shares on Slack this month:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

58 shares on X this month:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Going bananas on Twitch:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

Going bananas on WeChat:

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Going viral on YouTube:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Just shared via Reddit:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Spotted on Instagram:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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