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Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Dec 23, 2025

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Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Breaking via Instagram:

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

Just landed via Pinterest:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Just shared via Reddit:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Spotted on X:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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Funny conference quotes bring the laughs you didn’t know you needed during those long meetings 🎤😂 From unexpected one-liners to witty observations, they turn serious sessions into moments of pure joy 💼🤣 Whether you’re stuck in a virtual call or a crowded room, these gems keep the mood light and the smiles coming 😄🎉 Get ready to brighten your day with some conference comedy gold!

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84 shares on Instagram this month:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

88 shares on Threads this month:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

66 shares on Slack this month:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

93 shares on Threads this month:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

79 shares on Threads this month:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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20 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

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Earth is hard.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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Funny Quotes Total

15,101

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15,101

Updated

Dec 23, 2025

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Just shared via Telegram:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Seen just now on X:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Just landed via Threads:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Going viral on TikTok:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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