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Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

My life coach traded me.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Jan 2, 2026

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Spotted on WeChat:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Going viral on Slack:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Seen just now on Reddit:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Breaking via Slack:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Just landed via Telegram:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Breaking via TikTok:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Just landed via Slack:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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29 shares on Facebook this month:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

27 shares on X this month:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

59 shares on Threads this month:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Cool times create cool guys.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

For Halloween, I will be okay.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Live now on WeChat:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

Just landed via TikTok:

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Making waves on Facebook:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Going viral on Slack:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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