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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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