Funny cue quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

  Commentary:
  When someone says "Don't let me keep you!" what they actually mean is "Please exit the premises immediately, I beg of you! 🚪💨" Just remember, polite language can sometimes hide savage intentions! 😂 #ReadingBetweenTheLines

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  6 months ago

  Share →: By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the good ol' 'change the subject' desperation move in a sinking job interview ship! 🙈 Looks like that conversation hit an iceberg and now you're just trying to stay afloat like Rose on the Titanic! 🚢 Keep your chin up, maybe next time lead with your impressive knowledge of cat memes instead! 😸 #InterviewGoneSouth

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the subtle British way of saying 'Get in line, mate!' 🇬🇧😄 Who knew a simple question could hide so much sass! Next time someone asks, just kindly nod and work on your queuing skills 😉👀"

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