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Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,458

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Trending via TikTok:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Just landed via X:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Live now on Twitch:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Going bananas on Discord:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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37 shares on Twitch this month:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

I need money, not feelings.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

65 shares on Twitch this month:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

72 shares on X this month:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

14 shares on Slack this month:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,709

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Trending via X:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Freshly posted on Discord:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Just landed via Instagram:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Just landed via Messenger:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Just landed via Discord:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Going bananas on Threads:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Trending via TikTok:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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