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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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Spotted on Discord:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Reported on Snapchat:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Going viral on Discord:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Seen just now on TikTok:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Weirdos gonna weird.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Breaking via Instagram:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Just landed via X:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Reported on Slack:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Breaking via Pinterest:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Spotted on Slack:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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