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Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

Going bananas on Facebook:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Making waves on Messenger:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Making waves on Instagram:

The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

Trending via Snapchat:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Making waves on Twitch:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Spotted on Twitch:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Spreading quickly via X:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

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I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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1 month ago

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64 shares on TikTok this month.
It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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2 months ago

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71 shares on TikTok this month.
I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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2 months ago

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37 shares on TikTok this month.

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100 shares on Threads this month:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

65 shares on Threads this month:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

52 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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Just shared via Telegram:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Live now on Telegram:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Spotted on Reddit:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Trending via Threads:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Going bananas on X:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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Funny dark room quotes

New funny dark room quotes 👇

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

All funny dark room quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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