Commentary:
Out of respect for my wallet, my phone has started ghosting women for me 😂📵💸
516 Funny dating quotes
A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.
Commentary:
Looks like he's mastering the lost art of waiting! Next, he'll be sending messages by pigeon 🕊️📜😂
Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.
Commentary:
When he's around, my brain's on vacation mode! 🏖️🧠😜
In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect role for a rom-com villain. Just remember, girls, not all heroes wear capes—sometimes they just have common sense! 😂👠💨
Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.
Commentary:
When your thermostat can't handle your level of cool 😎❄️
Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.
Commentary:
A man posting relationship pics? That's like spotting a unicorn in the wild! 🦄📸
Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?
Commentary:
Sounds like you're playing the classic game of 'Emotional Twister!' 🎲🤪 Which color are you stepping on today? 🟥🟦
Real lovers are currently single, by the way.
Commentary:
True love is just on a really long coffee break ☕️😄💘
Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.
Commentary:
Taking notes for my next date: destination jazz club. 💃🎷 Guess it's time to swap Netflix for a sax solo! 🎶😄
I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're caught in the plot twist of a rom-com! 🍿🎬💔😅