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When your thermostat can't handle your level of cool 😎❄️
512 Funny dating quotes
Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.
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A man posting relationship pics? That's like spotting a unicorn in the wild! 🦄📸
Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?
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Sounds like you're playing the classic game of 'Emotional Twister!' 🎲🤪 Which color are you stepping on today? 🟥🟦
Real lovers are currently single, by the way.
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True love is just on a really long coffee break ☕️😄💘
Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.
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Taking notes for my next date: destination jazz club. 💃🎷 Guess it's time to swap Netflix for a sax solo! 🎶😄
I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.
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Sounds like you're caught in the plot twist of a rom-com! 🍿🎬💔😅
No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.
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When you finally meet someone who's your exact type, and the universe hits you with the Wi-Fi connection lost moment 😂📡🔍🌐
My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.
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Throwing a retirement party for my heart and mind—please bring snacks! 🎉💔😂
Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.
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Acting like a medieval knight might just be the only logical next step in adulting! 🏰⚔️😂
Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.
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Looks like I’ve finally found my calling in life as the ultimate medium ugly enthusiast; now I just need to work on my wardrobe! 😂👖😎