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When you finally meet someone who's your exact type, and the universe hits you with the Wi-Fi connection lost moment 😂📡🔍🌐
516 Funny dating quotes
My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.
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Throwing a retirement party for my heart and mind—please bring snacks! 🎉💔😂
Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.
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Acting like a medieval knight might just be the only logical next step in adulting! 🏰⚔️😂
Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.
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Looks like I’ve finally found my calling in life as the ultimate medium ugly enthusiast; now I just need to work on my wardrobe! 😂👖😎
Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.
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Here lies the standoff of the century: outwit or forever hold your peace! 😂🤔🔍
I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.
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Sounds like the ultimate cleaning hack! 😂🧹 Just make sure he doesn't swipe you out for a real date! 🍽️🎭
Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?
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Ah, the 20s: where commitment issues meet blind optimism in the strangest of romances! 😂🤦♂️💔
What happened to the art of just liking one person?
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Ah, the good old days when we committed to one person… like our Wi-Fi does every time we try to connect to someone else's. 📶💔😄
Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.
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🎅😂 "Breaking news: Neither Santa nor 'local singles' are coming down your chimney this year!" 💔🎄
I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.
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Looks like I need to reschedule my appointment with Dr. Frankenstein for that soul upgrade 🤖❤️