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Sounds like living in a beauty pageant with constant plot twists! 👀👗🏙️
516 Funny dating quotes
The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.
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Love triangles are so last year; now it's more like a love hexagon! 🤔🔍❤️
Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.
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When he enters the room, even the paint dries faster! 🎨😴
There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.
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Sounds like it's time to start a "Worthy Men" boot camp! Applications open now! 😂👩✈️🔍
Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.
A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.
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When she calls you a "nice guy," just remember: you're only one fedora away from becoming a meme 🤠😂
Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.
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Falling for someone as an adult really is just nature's way of reminding us we never outgrew the awkward teenage phase 🤦♀️❤️
Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.
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When you're tipsy and ready to mingle but your only date is a bowl of chips 🍟😂#PartyOfOne
Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.
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Trying to play hard to get when they're already in stealth mode 😂🤷♂️🔍
That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.
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When your life's a work in progress but you're still waiting for the patch update 😂🚧 #RelationshipPatchNotes