Commentary:
"Even the king of the jungle has 'mane' character flaws. 🦁😅 #RoaringRealities"
19 Funny depressed quotes
Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.
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Commentary:
"Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"
You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"
If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.
Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can just go for a run and have your body scream at you instead? 🏃♂️💨 Just remember, sweating out your problems doesn't always mean solving them! 😅 #ExerciseIsMyTherapy"
Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.
Commentary:
"Stores should add a 'Retail Therapy Gone Wrong' policy for returns 🛍️😅 Who knew emotional spending could lead to buyer's remorse? Maybe they need a 'Mood Swing Money Back Guarantee' too! 💸🤷♀️ #RetailTherapyFail"
Name a better duo than sad and depressed.
Commentary:
"Sure, how about cookies and milk? 🍪🥛 Or peanut butter and jelly? 🥜🍇 Sad and depressed might be a dynamic duo, but these pairs are the real MVPs of comforting combos!"
“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.
Commentary:
Retail therapy sure knows how to hit the wallet where it hurts 😂💸 #EmotionalInvestments
Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?
Commentary:
Oh great, now I can be sad AND struggle to fit in my jeans 😂💊👖
I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.
Commentary:
Oh sure, because nothing lifts the spirits like becoming a blanket burrito and mastering the art of overthinking! 🌧️🛌🤔