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Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

Seen just now on Slack:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Spreading quickly via X:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Making waves on YouTube:

God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Spotted on Discord:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Making waves on YouTube:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

Spotted on Facebook:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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85 shares on YouTube this month:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

55 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

39 shares on Twitch this month:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

49 shares on X this month:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Making waves on Facebook:

Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Just shared via Messenger:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Trending via TikTok:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Live now on Pinterest:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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