Funny detector quotes

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025