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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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