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Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Spotted on Instagram:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Making waves on Telegram:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Seen just now on Slack:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Just shared via Slack:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Making waves on YouTube:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Breaking via Telegram:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Just landed via WeChat:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

76 shares on Threads this month:

Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

24 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

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Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

Trending via Facebook:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Making waves on Facebook:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Just landed via Discord:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Just shared via Threads:

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Spotted on Telegram:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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