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Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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Live now on Telegram:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Going bananas on Discord:

Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

Spotted on YouTube:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Making waves on WeChat:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Seen just now on Messenger:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

Just landed via Messenger:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Spotted on Instagram:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

Just landed via WeChat:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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74 shares on Slack this month:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This simulation is no longer boring, since they replaced management.

23 shares on X this month:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

80 shares on X this month:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

Making waves on Facebook:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Just shared via Snapchat:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Just landed via X:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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