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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Spotted on Messenger:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Reported on Slack:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Spotted on Instagram:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Just landed via Discord:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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Funny document quotes bring a splash of humor 📄😂 to the often dull world of paperwork and reports. Whether you’re tired of endless edits or battling with formatting nightmares, these witty lines will brighten your day and make those documents feel a little less serious. Ready to add some laughs to your files? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on the everyday document struggle! ✍️🤣📚

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Trending via TikTok:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Making waves on YouTube:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Just landed via Messenger:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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