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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Making waves on X:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Spotted on Facebook:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Reported on Reddit:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Making waves on Instagram:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Just landed via Facebook:

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Just landed via Messenger:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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Funny dog ear quotes

Funny dog ear quotes 🐶👂 capture all the quirky charm of those adorable flappy, perky, or goofy ears that make pups even more lovable! Whether they’re twitching at a squirrel or flopping in the cutest way, these sayings bring smiles and tail wags. Get ready to giggle and celebrate your furry friend’s unique style with some paws-itively hilarious ear-inspired humor! 🐾😂

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Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Commentary:
🐶📚 "Why yes, I do love to 'paws' and read my dog-eared book every night. Who needs new bookmarks when you can have eared bookmarks, right? 😂 Just trying to give off that well-read vibe…or at least the illusion of it! 🤓"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're a professional dog ear folder, huh? 📚🐶 That's some impressive page marking skills you've got there! Maybe next time you'll reach a full-blown literary mutt 😆🐾 #DogEarMaster

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Going viral on Discord:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m running out of people I like.

Reported on X:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Seen just now on Slack:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Going viral on WeChat:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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