Funny donation quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It takes guts to be an organ donor.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a career in donations could be so… *dissection*ary? 🩺😂 #OrganDonorGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of solicitation disguised as inquiry! 💸🤔 Next time you're hit with a question, just slip in a cheeky 'Would you like to donate to the 'Keep My Knowledge Base Running' cause?' 😆💡"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

  Commentary:
  "Who wouldn't want to give an elephant a trunk upgrade? 😂🐘 Talk about making a real change even after you've kicked the bucket! #OrganDonationGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

  Commentary:
  "If human behavior doesn't improve, I might just end up saving puppies with my spare parts 🐶🏥 Who knew the animal shelter could use a human organ donor? 🤣 #GoodDeedsGoneToTheDogs"

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