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Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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Going viral on Facebook:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Just shared via Threads:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Live now on Discord:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Going viral on Slack:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Spotted on Reddit:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Spotted on Threads:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Just shared via YouTube:

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Spotted on Messenger:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Shared recently on Discord:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Just shared via Messenger:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

54 shares on X this month:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

62 shares on Discord this month:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

98 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Pyjamas straight off a hot radiator is a winner. Damn, I’m old.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

These aliens are taking forever.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Going viral on Twitch:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Breaking via Reddit:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Trending via Discord:

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

Trending via Telegram:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Going viral on Facebook:

Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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