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Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Reported on YouTube:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Making waves on Reddit:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Spotted on Threads:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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Funny driving humor quotes 🚗😂 are the perfect way to add some giggles to your daily commute or road trip vibes! Whether you’re stuck in traffic or cruising down the highway, these witty sayings bring lighthearted fun to every mile. Buckle up and get ready to laugh out loud, because driving doesn’t always have to be serious business! 🚦😄 #RoadTripLaughs #DriveHappy

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3 weeks ago
Share →: The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Commentary:
Just waiting for that 4-way stop drama to unfold like it's a rom-com's most awkward scene 🎬😅🚦#TrafficTension
4 weeks ago
Share →: I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Commentary:
"Priorities: keeping fries safe since day one! 🚗🍟😄 #FoodOverFriends"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Commentary:
🤣🚗 "Ah, the power of the mighty honk! Who knew a simple beep could be the key to personal growth and enlightenment? Honk away, my friend! Maybe next time they'll use their turn signal too. Stay in your lane, but feel free to honk for good karma! 🚙💨"

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Breaking via Discord:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Going viral on Reddit:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Just shared via YouTube:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Trending via Instagram:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Spotted on WeChat:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Just landed via YouTube:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Just shared via Messenger:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Breaking via YouTube:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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