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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Spotted on YouTube:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Just landed via Reddit:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Seen just now on Slack:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Spotted on Threads:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Making waves on Telegram:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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Funny drop off quotes bring a burst of laughter to those everyday moments when saying goodbye feels a little too serious 😅🚗 Whether it’s school runs, work farewells, or just quick hellos and goodbyes, these witty lines add a sprinkle of humor and lighten the mood 🎉😂 Get ready to smile and share some chuckles that turn ordinary drop offs into memorable moments! 🎈✨

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Just shared via Telegram:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

Going viral on Messenger:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Going bananas on Discord:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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