Funny dumpster quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

  Commentary:
  "How about 'dynamic crisis manager'? 🔥🚒😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

  Commentary:
  "Let's be real, if you're gonna set something on fire, might as well make sure it's contained in a dumpster, right? 🗑️🔥 Safety first, folks! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

  Commentary:
  🤣💬 "Me, casually emerging from the dumpster like a wise garbage guru: Can I drop some truth bombs on you, my friend? 💁‍♂️♻️ #TrashTalk #DumpsterDivingWisdom"

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