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Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Broadcasted on Discord:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Spotted on Facebook:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Live now on Messenger:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Going viral on Twitch:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Seen just now on WeChat:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Going viral on Slack:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

49 shares on X this month:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Just landed via Twitch:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Spotted on Twitch:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Going viral on X:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Spotted on Reddit:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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