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Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Just shared via Reddit:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Spotted on YouTube:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

Just landed via TikTok:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Making waves on Discord:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Trending via Messenger:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Just shared via Reddit:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Just shared via YouTube:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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17 shares on X this month:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

69 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Breaking via Discord:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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