Funny eating habits quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's on a diet – they're probably yogurt-ing their way to a healthier lifestyle! 🥄💪 Don't worry, we've all been there, trying to scrape out every last bit of that creamy goodness. It's like a yogurt treasure hunt! 🕵️‍♂️ Just remember, you're one step closer to your summer bod with every swipe of that spoon! 💃🍦

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'fight fire with fire' strategy, but with ice cream 🍦! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? 😅 Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!"

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