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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.