Funny employed quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

  Commentary:
  "That's certainly one way to skip the 9-to-5 grind! #LifeHack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the boss (aka YOU) is not feeling so generous with the budget lately Maybe it's time for a performance review with some self-reflection? #DIYBoss"

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