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Funny escalator quotes

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

2 months ago

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

3 months ago

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

3 months ago