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Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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Trending via YouTube:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

Shared recently on Telegram:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Trending via WeChat:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Spotted on Messenger:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Making waves on Reddit:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Freshly posted on Discord:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Just landed via Twitch:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Live now on Pinterest:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Breaking via X:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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19 shares on Discord this month:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

19 shares on Slack this month:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

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New term for people with jobs: emploids.

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Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

Going viral on Slack:

Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

Going viral on Telegram:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Just landed via Pinterest:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Just landed via Messenger:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Trending via Pinterest:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Spotted on Messenger:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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