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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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