Funny escalator quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

  Commentary:
  "Who said conquering fears had to be a smooth ride? 🙈 Taking the stairs may be a little extra, but hey, at least it keeps you on your toes! 👟😄 #EscalatorPhobia"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an escalator when you've got two perfectly good legs, right? Take that, lazy escalator! 💪🏼😄 #StairMaster #WinningAtLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about taking the stairs to a whole new level! 🚶‍♂️🔋 Escalator: 1, Us: 0 ⚡️ Just when you thought you could take a break… 😅 #PowerCutProblems"

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