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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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