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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.