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I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Shared recently on Slack:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Live now on X:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Spotted on Telegram:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Making waves on WeChat:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

Reported on Threads:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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Funny financial frustration quotes

Funny financial frustration quotes 💸 bring laughter to those moments when money just won’t cooperate 😅. Whether it’s bills piling up or budgets bursting, these witty sayings turn stress into smiles 😜. Perfect for anyone who’s ever felt the pinch but still knows how to laugh through the chaos 🎉. Ready to giggle at your money woes? Let’s dive into some hilarious and relatable financial fails! 😂💰

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Share →: Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"
2 months ago
Share →: Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Commentary:
"When I open my wallet, my bank account screams 'we need a refund!' 😂💸 #ReimburseTheSpender"

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Just landed via Facebook:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Just shared via Discord:

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Reported on YouTube:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Breaking via Messenger:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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