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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Dec 22, 2025

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Trending via Discord:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Just landed via X:

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

Just landed via Telegram:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

Live now on Threads:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Seen just now on Threads:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Seen just now on Facebook:

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

Just landed via Telegram:

I need a day off from myself.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

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Funny financial frustration quotes

Funny financial frustration quotes 💸 bring laughter to those moments when money just won’t cooperate 😅. Whether it’s bills piling up or budgets bursting, these witty sayings turn stress into smiles 😜. Perfect for anyone who’s ever felt the pinch but still knows how to laugh through the chaos 🎉. Ready to giggle at your money woes? Let’s dive into some hilarious and relatable financial fails! 😂💰

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63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

I had too much to think last night.

48 shares on X this month:

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Updated

Dec 22, 2025

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Just landed via YouTube:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Trending via X:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Shared recently on WeChat:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Going viral on Messenger:

Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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