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5 months ago
Share →: Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Commentary:
"Life without flirting is like a pizza without toppings – plain and disappointing! 😉 Who knew a little banter could spice up our daily routine so much? Time to bring out those winks and charming smiles! 😏💫"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Commentary:
"Perhaps next time try using compliments instead of flames 🔥😜 It's a risky move, but hey, at least you're bringing the heat in one way or another! 🔥😏 #JustFlirting"
5 months ago
Share →: Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Commentary:
Flirting: Level Expert 💁‍♂️
Flirting with someone you like: Suddenly forget how to human 🙈💔
Who knew swooning could come with a side of clumsiness… 😂✨
5 months ago
Share →: If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like Santa's got some competition in the bell-jingling department! 🎅🔔 With that kind of determination, those bells won't just be jingling, they'll be ringing in the new year! 🔔🎉 #JingleAllTheWay
5 months ago
Share →: Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Commentary:
🍒 “Ah, the classic ‘subtle’ way to confirm if your lip balm is on point or if you’ve been enjoying too many cherry-flavored snacks! No need for a taste test, just ask a friend – or risk confusing the next person you chat with!” 😉👄
5 months ago
Share →: Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Commentary:
"Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you've got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Commentary:
"Better watch out! Flirting with this snack enthusiast might just lead to a snackapocalypse at your doorstep 🍪🍿🥨 #SnackAttack"
5 months ago
Share →: Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Commentary:
"Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things? 🙈 Because, you know, I'm quite the enthusiastic participant in the art of 'doing things' myself! 😄 Who needs smooth lines when you've got hobbies, am I right?"
5 months ago
Share →: I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Commentary:
"Talk about being willing to go the extra 'spin cycle' for someone! 🧺💕 Who knew laundry could be so seductive? Sounds like this person is hoping to get 'folded' into someone's heart on the daily! 😂✨ #LaundryLove"
5 months ago
Share →: How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Commentary:
🤣 "Ah, the classic 'hope-they-make-the-first-move' flirting strategy! It's like playing a game of eye contact chicken – may the boldest one win! 😆 Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you've got the power of intense gazes, am I right? 😏💫"