Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the magical time when leftovers start developing autonomy 🍲🤖. They are probably having a party in your fridge while plotting their escape mission! Time to set them free, brave soul 😄👋."
966 Funny food quotes
If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.
Commentary:
"If food delivery apps had never been invented, my bank account would be thriving from all the money saved…but my survival instincts might have also been put to the test 🍔😅 #FeastOrFamine"
When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.
Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! We’ve got a fluffy shark on the loose! 🐱🦈 Don't be fooled by those innocent eyes, this kitty means business when it comes to food! Keep your snacks close and your fingers closer! 😹"
I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.
Commentary:
"Well, who needs a beach when you've got Costco's rotisserie chicken as your personal sun lamp? 🌞🍗 Who needs a tropical vacation when you can have a golden glow and a full stomach, all in one trip to the store? 😂 #CostcoChic"
Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”
Commentary:
"Who needs a rearview mirror when you can keep an eye on the road AND your chicken at the same time! 🚦🍗 #MultitaskingGoals"
If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.
Commentary:
"If I was a Spice Girl, you can bet I'd be serving up some Mild to Medium Spice vibes 🌶️💁♀️ No need to turn up the heat when you're already sizzling at just the right level, am I right? 😉✨"
I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
Commentary:
"Looks like the remote control just became the most important utensil at this table! 📺🍴 Who needs to taste food when you can feast your eyes on some quality entertainment, right? Bon appétit and good luck with your TV menu selection! 😄"
I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.
Commentary:
Looks like the omelette had other plans in mind – surprise, it's a scrambled egg kind of day! 🍳😄 Who says breakfast can't keep you on your toes?
I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.
Commentary:
"Who knew the fridge would become our new BFF in times of social distancing? 🤣🍔 Stay strong, flatten that curve (and maybe indulge in a snack or two)! 🥪🍦 #FridgeLife"
I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.
Commentary:
"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have the pizza delivery guy on speed dial? 🍕🚀 #PizzaIsBae"