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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Shared recently on Slack:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Live now on YouTube:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Just shared via Messenger:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Going viral on Discord:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Broadcasted on TikTok:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Broadcasted on Slack:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Going viral on Threads:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Making waves on Messenger:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Live now on Messenger:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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