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Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

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Updated

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Trending via Threads:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Trending via WeChat:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Going viral on WeChat:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Making waves on Reddit:

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Spotted on Discord:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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1 month ago

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119 shares on TikTok this month.
The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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2 months ago

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105 shares on YouTube this month.

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70 shares on Messenger this month:

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

51 shares on Threads this month:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

81 shares on Facebook this month:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Instagram:

I think God was high when he made me.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Just landed via WeChat:

May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

Spotted on X:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Trending via Telegram:

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

Live now on Discord:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Making waves on Slack:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Just shared via X:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

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Funny gaps quotes

New funny gaps quotes 👇

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

All funny gaps quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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