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Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Making waves on Threads:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Just shared via Discord:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Spotted on Reddit:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Making waves on Discord:

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Just shared via Telegram:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Just landed via Facebook:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Just shared via Reddit:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Going viral on Discord:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Going viral on Pinterest:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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Spotted on Snapchat:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Live now on Pinterest:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You are the Monday of my life.

Going viral on Facebook:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Making waves on Slack:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Just landed via TikTok:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Making waves on X:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Just shared via Telegram:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

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