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Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

Broadcasted on Slack:

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

Freshly posted on X:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Just landed via Messenger:

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

Just shared via WeChat:

My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

Just landed via Messenger:

Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

Just landed via YouTube:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Seen just now on YouTube:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

43 shares on Reddit this month:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

30 shares on Threads this month:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

28 shares on X this month:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

61 shares on Threads this month:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I think God was high when he made me.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Seen just now on Twitch:

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Just shared via TikTok:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Trending via Telegram:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Spotted on Discord:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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