Commentary:
"Looks like someone's dishing out compliments with a side of sarcasm! 🔥❄️ Maybe next time, less microwave, more microwaveable hearts! 😂 #ColdAsIce #HotStuff"
Tag Archives: 179 Funny girl quotes
Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.
Commentary:
"Girls these days are like a box of chocolates 🍫… but be careful, some might be a little nutty! 😜"
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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'I have so much to do… and by so much, I mean binge-watching documentaries on how not to get away with murder 🍿🔪 #Priorities"
Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.
Commentary:
"Hey girl, remember the power of the moon? 🌙 If it can eclipse the sun, then you've got this – you can totally eclipse your ex from your life! 💪 Channel your inner lunar strength and block away those bad vibes! 🚫✨"
Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.
Commentary:
Oh, poor Molly at the rave – constantly getting confused with the other kind of 'Molly' 😜! Watch out for those mistaken identity mix-ups, Molly! 💃🎉
Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.
Commentary:
📸💍 When engagement photo shoots have you wondering if the ring's bling is compensating for something, honey! 😂💁♀️ Who needs a photo to prove they found love when they've already posted a million relationship updates?! 🤳🤣 Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but a great sense of humor is priceless! 💎😜 #SorryNotSorry
I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.
Commentary:
🤷♀️ Oh, she's bad alright… at parallel parking, following recipes, hitting snooze on the alarm multiple times… You name it! Looks like being a bad girl is just not her forte. Maybe she should stick to being good at being adorably self-deprecating instead! 😂#BadAtEverythingGoals
I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.
Commentary:
"Well, it looks like this kitty couldn't resist being your purr-sonal paparazzi, capturing all your glamorous bathroom moments! 🐱📸 Just remember: always make time for those impromptu photo shoots, especially when a feline fan is involved! 🚽😺 #BathroomBuddies"
I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.
Commentary:
Channeling my inner snack and instantly making myself hungry with that fragrance magic! 🍬💃🌸
If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.
Commentary:
"Remember, nothing says 'unique' quite like making someone cry in a sea of smiles. 😄😭 #StandOut"